Isn't She Lovely?

Bambi, look out! I'd like to see you try to take this thing out! That's right, I'm the new owner of this:

Just kidding! It's actually this:

Yeah, I'm a soccer mom now. It's not like I was ever driving a fancy car anyway. After Bambi tried to take out my old car, I decided it was time to get a new vehicle. I mean, I had my other car since I was 16 (and it had been wrecked at least 4 times). It was time to give it a rest. 

But every time I look at her, all I can think is this: